Dine & Desert

I received a message from a 28 yr old male, from an online dating site, who was complaining about how “women” are claiming to be victims when it’s the men that are the ones being victimized. I asked for further explanation on “victimized”.

Him: “Used. Like oh take me out to eat. Then he does, and never heard from her again”

Me: “If someone asks to take me out to dinner, what do you think the proper etiquette should be about the tab? I don’t expect it, but when I have been asked to go to dinner with them,  it is implied that they are paying.

I guess that can be the same for sex. Guys can/will get what they want and then never talk to the gal again.

Money vs Sex. I’d rather lose money than my dignity.”

Him: “Yeah. I always go Dutch. Why does a man have to spend money on a woman? What’s wrong with us spending our own money. Forget tradition”

Me: “I see your points on Dutch. However, tradition with how you “treat” a lady should not go away. Actions are free.”

Him: “I hear ya. Women should also know how to treat a man”

Just a few red flags here:

1.) Apparently he failed to see my point of money vs sex (that flew right over his head). 

2.) Quit bitching about how much money it takes to go on dates! Have you heard of Coffee Dates? Happy Hour? One drink maximum? It’s called ‘Meet and Greet’. Try it sometime.

3.) Last, if you’re complaining about being some sort of victim, then you obviously didn’t do your homework on the girl. Grow the fuck up, quit being a baby and go find someone else to feel sorry for you.

Dumbass.

Intro to “Betch, please!”

Hello! I decided to start this blog as many friends have suggested I capture these comic gold moments that I have been posting on social media relating to my dating horror stories, online dating mishaps, and random encounters with jerks when out and about.

Many of these experiences outline a vast array of “what the fuck just happened” moments as well as “I cannot make this shit up” dialogue.

Don’t be surprised at my crude, vulgar and snobby comments. My blunt, spitfire remarks catch them off guard and keep them in check. Someone has to regulate! I also find their reactions (or lack thereof) to be hilarious and should be shared with all of you!

I’d also like to use this blog to not only continue to document these experiences for entertainment purposes, but to also use this as soundboard for a place to vent on whatever issues (positive or negative) on my mind, rants, memes, articles, song lyrics…anything goes!

Categories:

WTFuck! – Reserved for stories that include my expression of being highly disgusted, astonishment, shock and or just plain confused.

Bitch, please! – For stories that reach a level of outrageousness, or are seen as dumb, stupid or ridiculous.

General – Life lessons, friendships, relationships, career, school, music, books, movies, home ownership, reviews, pets, etc. You get my drift.

Also, if you are offended that I may be talking about you…I probably am.

Rule #1, “Don’t be a douche”.

Happy reading!